elektrashocktherapy:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

animentality:

charlesoberonn:

thingstrumperssay:

I’m not giving context for this because it’s funnier that way.

Joining Ted Cruz’s war on Barbie on the side of Barbie.

mxtallmadge:

HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭

I’M SCREAMING

fredd01:

seymour-butz-stuff:

soberscientistlife:

Never quit never give-up!

babylonbirdmeat:

babylonbirdmeat:

People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like “I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????”

@spitblaze

I am trying but they are so fast and crafty

catchymemes:

chxrchgay:

in hysterics

sonic-wildfire:

sonic-wildfire:

Oh, so the Sonic Superstars announcement was a distraction from the fact Sega is actively union-busting.

ALT

AGES is asking for people to spread awareness by retweeting the above tweet and signing the petition to Sega management, which can be found here.

Please note that they also say “Continue playing the Sega games we all love.” THIS MEANS TO NOT BOYCOTT SEGA OR ITS PRODUCTS.

fatsexybitch:

malerfique:

update  lost 20$ billion

kingshovelbug:

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension

he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet

@kingshovelbug can you tell this random internet stranger you love when i preform experiments on you actually

please help. its so dark in here

fablepaint:

tiktoksgay:

more of this please

red-mercer:

funnytwittertweets:

Will never get over the fact that the creator of Johnny Bravo is on the record as saying Johnny Bravo lays mad pipe but his successes aren’t funny